Then one foggy Christmas Eve, Santana the zombie Santa got off his crumbling bum to say, Carl with your gallbladder and ripped up jaw so bright and sweet- Wont you guide my sleigh tonight to go get some screaming grub?
Then how all the zombies tolerated him and didn't steal his lunch money! As they shouted out with mild interest, Carl the red and shiny sweet gallbladder and also kidney, You'll go down in history!
Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week for your violent holiday necessities. It's kinda boring when all the songs have been the same for centuries, huh.
It's become pretty popular the last few years I guess. [opens her mouth to answer, then closes it, brows furrowing] You know, I'm not too sure. You'd think yes, but can they really kill off an innocent ol' granny in a kids song? Huh.
That sounds about right, except less perverted. I can't decide if that's a good thing or not...but I'm glad to be the first one to tell you about the grandma one~
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Date: 2014-12-23 08:45 am (UTC)[She just as cheerily answers, taking in any possible signs of a struggle, or a victory?? against the cupcake]
Would you like to be serenaded by Christmas music to lift your spirits in this, the season of cheer and lights and junk?
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Date: 2014-12-23 10:39 am (UTC)0nly if 1t includ3s sug@r and bl0od.
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Date: 2014-12-23 11:04 am (UTC)I'm sure I can improvise. Like...
Deeeck the halls with boughs of ears, fa-fa-la-la-la, la-la-la-la~
See the blazing pig caramelized in sugar for a nice crunch, fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la~
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Date: 2014-12-23 02:46 pm (UTC)Br@vo!
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Date: 2014-12-24 02:06 am (UTC)Thank you, thank you, my renditions are craved throughout the neighborhood and praised. Any more requests, miss?
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Date: 2014-12-24 09:18 am (UTC)The r3indeer song bu7 with @ z0mb1e with sug@r for 0rgans inst3ad of Rud0lph!
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Date: 2014-12-24 09:41 am (UTC)[She ponders for a moment, forming the verses]
Carl, the lefty zombie, had a very shiny gallbladder~ and if you ever saw it~ you had better run like hell cause he's a little shy about it~
All the other zombies, gurgled and might have laughed about it? It's kind of uncertain~ They never let poor Carl~ play in any zombie games~
Well joke's on them~ Zombie Santa took him under his beak instead~
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Date: 2014-12-24 09:56 am (UTC)Re: action
Date: 2014-12-24 10:47 am (UTC)Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
Santana the zombie Santa got off his crumbling bum to say,
Carl with your gallbladder and ripped up jaw so bright and sweet-
Wont you guide my sleigh tonight to go get some screaming grub?
Then how all the zombies tolerated him and didn't steal his lunch money!
As they shouted out with mild interest,
Carl the red and shiny sweet gallbladder and also kidney,
You'll go down in history!
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Date: 2014-12-28 12:54 pm (UTC)@wesome!
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Date: 2014-12-29 01:57 am (UTC)Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week for your violent holiday necessities. It's kinda boring when all the songs have been the same for centuries, huh.
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Date: 2015-01-01 06:06 am (UTC)Grandma got run over by a reindeer~
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Date: 2015-01-07 07:30 pm (UTC)Buuuuu7, th3re's that one fr0m from TV that g03s "d3ad, dead, dead, s0me day y0u'll be de@d, dead, d3ad, dead, s00n we'll all b3 d3@d"!
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Date: 2015-01-08 03:30 am (UTC)That's so morbid yet so true. Nothing like television to give you a dose of reality. I hope it's not a cartoon...
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