Then one foggy Christmas Eve, Santana the zombie Santa got off his crumbling bum to say, Carl with your gallbladder and ripped up jaw so bright and sweet- Wont you guide my sleigh tonight to go get some screaming grub?
Then how all the zombies tolerated him and didn't steal his lunch money! As they shouted out with mild interest, Carl the red and shiny sweet gallbladder and also kidney, You'll go down in history!
Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week for your violent holiday necessities. It's kinda boring when all the songs have been the same for centuries, huh.
It's become pretty popular the last few years I guess. [opens her mouth to answer, then closes it, brows furrowing] You know, I'm not too sure. You'd think yes, but can they really kill off an innocent ol' granny in a kids song? Huh.
That sounds about right, except less perverted. I can't decide if that's a good thing or not...but I'm glad to be the first one to tell you about the grandma one~
[lightly slaps a palm over her own face] I should have known by now, really Rahzel, you should have guessed that much. At least it'll teach kids the vital points in the human body....
Kids these days....[she sounds a little old considering she's also a goddamn kid] Oh well! Things have to stay fresh some time, even if it's blood I suppose. Maybe I will give it a try.
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Re: action
Date: 2014-12-24 10:47 am (UTC)Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
Santana the zombie Santa got off his crumbling bum to say,
Carl with your gallbladder and ripped up jaw so bright and sweet-
Wont you guide my sleigh tonight to go get some screaming grub?
Then how all the zombies tolerated him and didn't steal his lunch money!
As they shouted out with mild interest,
Carl the red and shiny sweet gallbladder and also kidney,
You'll go down in history!
Re: action
Date: 2014-12-28 12:54 pm (UTC)@wesome!
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Date: 2014-12-29 01:57 am (UTC)Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week for your violent holiday necessities. It's kinda boring when all the songs have been the same for centuries, huh.
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Date: 2015-01-01 06:06 am (UTC)Grandma got run over by a reindeer~
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Date: 2015-01-07 07:30 pm (UTC)Buuuuu7, th3re's that one fr0m from TV that g03s "d3ad, dead, dead, s0me day y0u'll be de@d, dead, d3ad, dead, s00n we'll all b3 d3@d"!
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Date: 2015-01-08 03:30 am (UTC)That's so morbid yet so true. Nothing like television to give you a dose of reality. I hope it's not a cartoon...
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Date: 2015-01-09 12:59 pm (UTC)[ She would, someone make that show happen here. ]
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